*In memory of the second. *
One fine day, a call arrives.
Dukki: Datar, ek ladki jugaad na?
Me: Wait..lemme check....WHAT?
Dukki: Abe HRC jaane ka hai. Not stags allowed. So need someone to get in. You have contacts here na?
Me: Oh. Let me check my register. No wait, I don't have one. I'm sorry.