The title is a JAM hangover. Don’t bother. I just witnessed an astounding cat fight (*evil satisfying grin*) at Dadar station a few days ago, at the door of the second class ladies compartment of the 19:14 Karjat train. Now when it is a Karjat train, most know to avoid getting in, since it is hopelessly crowded. Here is what happened.
I just reach platform 4 at Dadar.
Train arrives at station.
Two women, amongst the many, (try) to get down while double the numbers of women try to get in. Hair gets pulled and feet get stamped.
Woman # 1: Beats the hell out of someone with an umbrella and her purse.
Woman # 2: Assists above with bare hands and her deadly claws.
Victim retaliates by pulling hair of assailant.
Timeline unimportant anymore
Train starts to leave.
Woman # 1: Saali, kutti, kameeni, neeche aa. Dikhati hoon tere ko.
Woman # 2: R***i, baal kheechti hai! (Enquiring, my dear lady?)
“Victim” (from the door): Bhikari ki aulad!@#$% (Sadly fades away)
Woman # 1 (with double the vigour): Saali, doob maregi tu. Tera poora khandaan jal ke raakh ho jaye! Khaadi mein gir ke mar ja.
Woman # 2: Bi**h. Chhod yaar. Chal jaane de.
Woman # 1: Baal kheechti hai saali. Phir kahin milne de. Usko to leti hu main baraabar se.
I was completely shocked. For a minute, I was just staring at the spot where all this happened. I just wondered if this had happened in the men’s compartment, what would have happened. No wait, this happens every day.
MORAL 1: DO NOT pull a woman’s hair AT ANY COST. Read above for consequences.
MORAL 2: Girls can swear equally well, if not better. It’s a rare phenomenon, and when it does happen, consider yourself lucky to witness it.